Sunday, May 4, 2014

I totally don't eat blue food.

Viking thinks he can distract me from the fact that he gave me a blue Spree by pointing out someone with apple-esque cheeks.  He used to joke that I had an apple-esque butt.  Yeah.  Not happening.  Nothing in nature is blue and edible.  Nothing.  Before you start trying to list things off, let me stop you.  Blue items in nature tend to be toxic.  Blueberries are not blue.  They are purple.  Feathers aren't edible.  And blue bugs are toxic to most animals.

I don't eat blue food.

I joke that it is because blue food is some Orwellian plot to mind control the world... but no.  It is just gross.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

That Time I Went to Goodwill

I go to Goodwill often. I won't lie, I go to a lot of Goodwills often. There's just something about digging through the lowest dregs of trash that humanity thinks is worth saving that makes me very happy. (Likewise, I enjoy junk yards and roadside rescuing from garbage piles.)
Some of my very favorite treasures have come from Goodwill. Then again, some of my least favorite treasures have come from Goodwill. It doesn't matter how many times I remind my children that I will not buy them anything, the second they depart my side, every other word is "Mommy look at this!"
And the funny thing is knowing that I'm the type of person that goes to Goodwill looking for specific items. For example, last week I left Goodwill with a coffee cup commemorating Keebler Pecan Sandies. I actually went looking for it. I also found a beach ball for nickel. Upon taking it home we discovered it had a hole in it.  I've currently got it in my craft room for the vinyl. (I have plans.) I have found doll eyes with no dolls; I have found Barbie dolls formed into inappropriate friendships with stuffed animals.
No matter how odd the Goodwill, I continue to seek out my own white whale: Frampton Comes Alive.  Someday I will have enough copies to vinyl my backsplash with the best.

It will all be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.