Viking thinks he can distract me from the fact that he gave me a blue Spree by pointing out someone with apple-esque cheeks. He used to joke that I had an apple-esque butt. Yeah. Not happening. Nothing in nature is blue and edible. Nothing. Before you start trying to list things off, let me stop you. Blue items in nature tend to be toxic. Blueberries are not blue. They are purple. Feathers aren't edible. And blue bugs are toxic to most animals.
I don't eat blue food.
I joke that it is because blue food is some Orwellian plot to mind control the world... but no. It is just gross.
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